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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
You give them a taste of their own medicine, then they tell everyone you poisoned them
Retweet of status by @MikalaThomass
07 Nov 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
I feel like the 90s house show on MTV was made for me and I wanna know how I didn't know about it until now
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel like the 90s house show on MTV was made for me and I wanna know how I didn't know about it until now🙎🏻
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
Today was nothing like my horoscope said it was going to be
05 Jul 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
Going to Vegas in 2 weeks. Gotta prepare my body, liver and wallet for what's about to hit them
17 Jun 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
The amount of cringe worthy/embarrassing things I do is honestly a talent. Idk how I do it
26 Apr 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
Being the bigger person always works out in the end
19 Mar 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
I wear my Juicy sweats in public and people are embarrassed. Kylie wears them and everyone is in awe
16 Jan 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
@alliezamek @Bridgetscheinn I feel like this picture could be from the night I ate the best taco fries of my life
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11 Jan 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
What's more patriotic than a flag in slo-mo? #makeamericagreekagain @ Athens, Greece instagram.com/p/BPMMisoBGgV/
Retweet of status by @JohnStamos
12 Jan 17
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
Thinkin' bout fried pickles
Retweet of status by @Jilliaannnx
05 Dec 16
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Allie⚓️
@alliezamek
Casually walking past your ex while looking head-to-toe flawless #VSFashionShow pic.twitter.com/iTytIS14Vd
05 Dec 16
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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