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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
I'm texting Jocelyn about Botox and Dakota about pressure cookers. Who have we become
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Jocelyn: what kind of wines do you have rn?
Me: one bottle of rosΓ©, one white, two reds, two champagnes, and four random half full bottles
Me: one bottle of rosΓ©, one white, two reds, two champagnes, and four random half full bottles
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Happy #nationalwomansday to all my lovely females except those that voted for trump
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
@brittney_annee me yesterday
Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Was going to be Jim & Pam with Stephen for Halloween but now he just HAS to go to Hawaii for work this weekend so suddenly I'm a secretary
Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
This is what happens when I accidentally text @FahadAldossar10's old number telling him to come to Max's #TMI pic.twitter.com/dW9X5ylZvI
Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Head over to Rennie's at 4 for some beer on me and a chance to head to Whatever, USA! Beer pong and games as well
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
ILL BE YOUR WEASEL YOU BE MY WOODPECKER RIDE OR DIE
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Single people go to Taylor's on Valentine's Day.
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Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
Who doesn't have class today and wants to go on a hike wiff me
Allyson β¨
@ally_babi
@sideniggadanger also thanks for the twitter fame I look badass af in my mugshot
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
