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Ally
@allyski13
Use Coupon Code COVID-19 and disinfect your phones, door handles, and faucets
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Ally
@allyski13
I want sweater weather right now so can wear all the cute pants I just bought
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Ally
@allyski13
@BarronDylan @Jaclynhill I WANT TO WATCH YOUR REALITY TV SHOW.
and also go to ulta with you
and also go to ulta with you
Ally
@allyski13
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Retweet of status by @Johnny_Allman
Ally
@allyski13
Need. New. Headshots.
Ally
@allyski13
hemightsittoocloseorcallthewaiterbyhisfirstnameoreatoreosbuteatthecookiebeforethecream
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Ally
@allyski13
I don't even know what I'm doing any more
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Ally
@allyski13
This laptop I bought better come with a puppy and a Tony award for as much as it cost
Ally
@allyski13
Okie but do your guy friends go to steak & shake with you, clubbing, 2am McDonalds, & 4am life talks cuz mine do & I'm blessed as hell.
Ally
@allyski13
To the guy behind me at the store who yelled at me for using a reusable shopping bag because it was taking to long to bag my groceries
Ally
@allyski13
i wonder if the peeps who write crap about me online kno that its read at my cabaret shows. I dont omit ur names. Thank u 4 the material.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
