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Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
RT @_Asshholee: I swear all I ever think about is beer, ass, & food... Bless my heart.
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Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
@ashley_santoro8 btimko http://t.co/mNAVKIYTDI
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Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
Got 90%'s on my first two nursing tests this semester!
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
Matt Kemp =
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
Hitch + yoga pants. #aintnothinwrongwitdat
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
@MadMeatGazinBro you'd have to pencil me in for that too
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
β@JessimaePeluso: I love me a nice lumberjack-man. Come home and chop my wood ya son of a bitch.β @MadMeatGazinBro
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Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
I'm so excited to see you I might make out with your face @nateboal
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
@toddcanofari not what I hearrrrrrd. She's after them juicy crosby lips
Alyssa
@alyssa__santoro
Fall asleep at midnight... Awake at 4am. Good shit, body. Who says I need sleep
alyssa__santoro
@alyssa__santoro
They may not be pretty, but they are damn good! Just call me Betty Crocker http://t.co/KXe0uyU4Aa
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
