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Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
@AprilZesbaugh In Illinois, we have a Milan, pronounced โMy-len,โ but I always say it the Italian way.
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Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
My grant-funded job ends June 30, so the retirement countdown has begun.
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Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
I've been pressing the Esc key since 8:00 am, but I'm still stuck at work.
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Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
At the hotel breakfast, a man told me he was overwhelmed by all the coffee choices. There were three.
Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
@gregreckons I still have a stack of library books to read.
Zesti
@amyzesbaugh
Found out why we run out of eggs all the time. My kid eats four at a time.
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@amyzesbaugh
@Gelatin_Cyborg Court mandated, huh? That explains a lot!
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@amyzesbaugh
I beat the birds to the ripe strawberries!
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@amyzesbaugh
@rehydraters Iโd rather wear my bathrobe!
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@amyzesbaugh
@StuForReal Cute diseases, though.
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@amyzesbaugh
If a guy likes my garlic hummus & kisses me while we share it, well then he's a keeper.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
