ヽ༼ ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉ ༽ﾉ (ashlyn_hey)

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i just let my neighbor borrow my vacuum and her dad gave me $20 when he brought it back!! now THIS is working from home

gay baby @ashlyn_hey

@clleffel bro i keep my thermostat set to 69

My constant mood as of late is just:

I made it through midterm week and karma rewarded me with the stomach flu........ I am having a Good Time

frankie says relax @ashlyn_hey

@winnybeb Thank u so much mom

pamela winchell @ashlyn_hey

Olive garden waitress: Do you guys want more breadsticks?
Girlfriend: No thanks.
Me:

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i see you looking at my snapchat stories yet it takes you 3 hours to text me back hmmmm

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The only thing I miss about being in a relationship was having someone to rub my feet

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It's 2:30, I still haven't done my homework for tomorrow, and I am banking on a delay more than I ever have before in my entire life. #pls

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mashed potatoes @ashlyn_hey

I still don't know what the 100 emoji means

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*