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@assleks
subscribing to ur friendsβ onlyfans like βbeep beep is that my bestie and his testes?β
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@assleks
men wonβt probably get this joke cuz their illiterate pic.twitter.com/HyMBRqCoaf
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@assleks
so i was like βoh sorryβ and my plug was like βnah ur straight gβ ????? no im not what
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@assleks
wait nvm i liked these better so letβs let these flop instead pic.twitter.com/c3bJHtqvM2
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@assleks
@PlanetFitness hi jay wyd
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@assleks
day idk of quarantine: iβm about to try and astral project so i can kiss my physical body from the astral realm just to feel something
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@assleks
due to extra ass boomers taking all the toilet paper from the stores, iβve decided to just stop pooping
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@assleks
i miss the days when my sex drive was basically nonexistent now i cant even meditate without trynna start an orgy in the astral realm
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@assleks
how come every time i smoke i be burping smoke 30 minutes later.. literally no one:
me: *burps*
me: *burps*
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@assleks
tops homeless
wanting crack
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@assleks
I belong around green, I know it pic.twitter.com/vepjOlGfmp
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
