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I found the OG snake from @britneyspears's "I'm A Slave 4 U" performance at the 2001 #VMAsβ she's still alive! on.mtv.com/2bLFUaE
Retweet of status by @crystalbell
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Woken up this morning by a frantic tap on my shoulder, "Be, Be, we're second in the medals table, we're beating China!"
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A Moose a day keeps the sadness away pic.twitter.com/nJr6OLneIA
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Any day now someone will travel back from an apocalyptic future and assassinate Trump
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@ballert0n
Just made an apple crumble. I'm a magical, magnificent Christmas elf
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@ballert0n
I resent waiting 20 minutes for the toilet when I am the quickest wee'er in the world.
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@ballert0n
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way pic.twitter.com/0xBxifZTqC
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Climbed onto this rock, like a badass pic.twitter.com/Aajj5rnYY2
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I don't think Mum's tempted by my genius puppy names: Diplo-dog-us and Tri-cera-chops
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@ballert0n
Boredom has led to me plait like half of my hair?? I look like I'm 10 and I've come back from a holiday in Spain
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@ballert0n
Miss this adorable squishpot SO MUCH pic.twitter.com/lYBIMi1vDr
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
