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Simon Smith
@bassline74
@peeco19 really?
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Simon Smith
@bassline74
#firstdates No Jeremy you split up from your wife because you were in love with your phone
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Simon Smith
@bassline74
#jeremykyle Fuck me, just had a flash of Red Rums nashers pic.twitter.com/9tV5DaRfX3
Simon Smith
@bassline74
Simon Smith
@bassline74
#jeremykyle What a disgrace of a mother and there are couples out there who would give their right arm to be parents #notworthy
Simon Smith
@bassline74
#JeremyKyle Think his mum realised that her DLA might be in jeopardy as she sprinted on stage the first time
Simon Smith
@bassline74
@sarah01don Cancels tickets for own safety upon advice from your Dr
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Simon Smith
@bassline74
#judgerinder Oh Lacey you really don't look that good
Simon Smith
@bassline74
#jeremykyle Oh dear I think my TV is on the blink, sure I heard black people talking blood but they are white on my screen
Simon Smith
@bassline74
#BBUK Let the bitchfest begin
Simon Smith
@bassline74
#jeremykyle Right I'm off to have a wank with razor blade encrusted gloves on. Bored of repeats
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
