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Becca
@becca_dematt
UGH i don't know how to dress for october 3rd and 80 degrees. this is a bunch of bologna.
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Becca
@becca_dematt
the worst part of having this big of an apartment is how easy it is for @GowStevens to hide from me. #HeyWhereAreYou
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Becca
@becca_dematt
steve asked me to turn off neil young's greatest hits and then asked me why i got so offended and told me not to take it personally.
Becca
@becca_dematt
money saving tip: nap all day so you can't go out and spend money
Becca
@becca_dematt
when u go to pee at a friends house but u forget ur at a friends house so u accidentally pee with the door open
Becca
@becca_dematt
i just watch a 5+ minute video on how khloe katdashian organizes her kitchen pantry. i hate myself.
Becca
@becca_dematt
my sister bought a naked cat & i just discovered the cat's celebrity look-alike. #NakedCat #Izma pic.twitter.com/OVMn8BMsXL
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Becca
@becca_dematt
last night @GowStevens was snoring so loudly that i dreamt darth vadar was in our bedroom...
Becca
@becca_dematt
happy #AmericaRecyclesDay
Becca
@becca_dematt
@kdematthew @chelseaperetti dammit Chelsea, we need answers!
Becca
@becca_dematt
IMAGINE BELIEVING IN UR DAD LIKE IVANKA
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
