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Ben Nicky
@bennicky
please remember it's movember not muffvember
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Ben Nicky
@bennicky
girl I met last night had an awesome free hand sleeve pic.twitter.com/A0aIaX0AtV
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Ben Nicky
@bennicky
You should be able to park in an βexpecting motherβ parking space if youβre waiting for your mum
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
@AbigailBullen I hope you're not thinking about doing it because you may have to lower your tariff
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
I wonder how many fries are eaten every year between the drive thru window and the parking lot exit.
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Ben Nicky
@bennicky
One Direction are apparently in the same hotel as me. 14 year old girls outside with their clunges ready
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
@ModelLaurie what happened to the belly button ?
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
@hfurnellx @kfurnellx @HMammed @hannah_lester95
Ben Nicky
@bennicky
Pretty confused to why the Hilton in Prague has put condoms in my room http://t.co/pvzGeLKd9x
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
