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thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
but i still spend a shit ton of cash eating out all the time so
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thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
a cup of the right tea can fix just about anything
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thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
@carleemango HAHA my mom always makes it seem like it's my fault for trusting her with it. idk if she sells it but my shit is just missing
thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
hahaha can always tell who your fake guy friends are when they disappear after they find out you have a bf #byebitch
thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
Lol for speaking on current news? feel free to block me twitter.com/_cohesza/statuβ¦
thot girl fresh
@bigmacstrat
grandma: "ok how do i get out of this parking lot"
grandpa: "you drive"
grandpa: "you drive"
morning hotdog
@bigmacstrat
i need a blue gatorade iv rn
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creepy spice
@bigmacstrat
can I stay the night tonight? and for 2 weeks straight? she was like well yeah ur my boyfriend right? I was like I guess bitch
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creepy spice
@bigmacstrat
who are these other niggas? she was like that's my brother tommy I said hold on bitch... you better not have no brother
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creepy spice
@bigmacstrat
Have you ever thought about why the burden is on men to pay ? or you just don't care ? As long as you get to do one less thing .
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creepy spice
@bigmacstrat
two. more. days. til. freedom
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
