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bob saget
@bobsaget
Orange you glad the prez agreed to a smooth transition of power?
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bob saget
@bobsaget
I wonder if this was a Protest-tant wedding. Philly twitter.com/adamparkhomenk…
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bob saget
@bobsaget
I just learned facial recognition does not work on an iPhone while wearing a mask.
bob saget
@bobsaget
It’s been over forty years but I’m an Uncle again! She’s not even a week old and she’s already watched all eight seasons of Full House.
bob saget
@bobsaget
I just got a flu shot and the nurse accidentally slipped and put it in my penis. I’ve already got a head cold.... .... Is this on?
bob saget
@bobsaget
Happy to type my movie “Benjamin” is now @iTunes @AppleTV @hulu and got a 90% score on Rotten Tomatoes!
You can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
You can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
bob saget
@bobsaget
I’m thinking of buying Camden, New Jersey.
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bob saget
@bobsaget
Bummed I can’t count sheep anymore before I go to bed since they put that security guard in front of the petting zoo.
bob saget
@bobsaget
When people make you feel shitty just consider the source… They’re bitter caramel apples and you are a lovely sweet fresh peach.
bob saget
@bobsaget
NEW: @bobsaget confirms a show at London’s @lsqtheatre for this September! Tickets go on sale 10am Friday … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @LiveNationUK
bob saget
@bobsaget
Excited to return this Fri & Sat, 4/20 4/21 @standuplive w/comedy bro @realmikeyoung - Tickets while they last at… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
