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Jade
@bourke_jade
You real if you remember this pic.twitter.com/dc9eK8Mt0h
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Jade
@bourke_jade
it's going to break my heart to leave my dogs AGAIN for school. they are literal angels sent from above & i go & leave for months at a time
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Jade
@bourke_jade
when i just now realize today is sunday and not saturday
Jade
@bourke_jade
My mom got a hair cut and new outfit for this date & the guy didn't even show up don't she look cute tho y'all??? pic.twitter.com/Lfn8YDBLir
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Jade
@bourke_jade
"Ya want anything? Sand in a jar? They have that!"
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Jade
@bourke_jade
Tbh lib and pub are trash. I'd rather go literally anywhere else
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Jade
@bourke_jade
"Crocs!!! They're actually a very functional shoe! Can we go in???"
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Jade
@bourke_jade
"So that water thing was like a river"
"I think it was a dam"
"Ok no need to cuss"
"I think it was a dam"
"Ok no need to cuss"
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Jade
@bourke_jade
They went in pic.twitter.com/ymJaOC5bui
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Jade
@bourke_jade
lily left and is 5 hours into her drive and has my wallet which has my license, debit card, and cash
Jade
@bourke_jade
Cabinets: for when you want things indoors, twice!! Cabinets
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
