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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
it's always the girls you were told you didn't have to worry about
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
ATTENTION SENIOR GIRLS !!!!!!!!!check your Facebook asap!!!!!!!!
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
Guys will really lose their dream girl for a one night nut but
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
When guys who talk to mad girls (and they're usually hoes) complain about not having a loyal female
Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
sry but boooy you f'ed up by dropping me I'm just sayin
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
Just attempted to die my hair gray with a hint of blue and it turned my whole head blue...but it's okay cause like its the 4th of July
Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
The girls who comment on pictures of you and your boyfriend are the same ones that are on their dick when you break up
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
You'd think because I work at apropos I would already have my prom dress by now or at least know what I want..... I don't.
Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
Wow was not expecting that pic.twitter.com/8nSOLzcsbp
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Brett Slingerland
@bretts41
Our routine this year
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
