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Cathy C
@cali_cathy
Damn, my chest is really hurting! I was kind of hoping it was my boobs growing but I'm pretty sure it's this hacking cough I've had
Retweet of status by @summerlvn01
05 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn, my chest is really hurting! I was kind of hoping it was my boobs growing but I'm pretty sure it's this hacking cough I've had ๐
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03 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Molly, stop with all the questions!
Molly: But you said asking questions is a sign of intelligence.
Me: You're smart enough.
Molly: ๐
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Cathy C
@cali_cathy
Regrets, I have a few. I suspect we all have something we wish we would've handled differently. I wish I would've given more of my time.
Retweet of status by @oOpslovesu
02 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Regrets, I have a few. I suspect we all have something we wish we would've handled differently. I wish I would've given more of my time.๐
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
Me: *yawn, sleep time
Brain: I'm in!
Me:
B:
Me:
B: how did the Brady bunch family afford a live in housekeeper on one wage?
Me:
Brain: I'm in!
Me:
B:
Me:
B: how did the Brady bunch family afford a live in housekeeper on one wage?
Me:
Retweet of status by @MsSkarsgaard
14 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: *yawn, sleep time
Brain: I'm in!
Me:
B:
Me:
B: how did the Brady bunch family afford a live in housekeeper on one wage?
Me: ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
Hey, if you took your shorts off we could see your whole ass!
Retweet of status by @TheKilbyJoke
09 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey, if you took your shorts off we could see your whole ass!๐
05 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In school I sat at the cool lunch table. Technically it was by the air conditioner but it was cool & I usually ate lunch alone...Whatever. ๐
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
#ThingsIveLearnedTryingToRunOnATreadmill always make sure it's plugged in
Retweet of status by @andlifeainteasy
28 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #ThingsIveLearnedTryingToRunOnATreadmill always make sure it's plugged in ๐
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Cathy C
@cali_cathy
I set my iPhone to airplane mode and watched as it taxied and took off into the sunset. So long, my little friend.
Retweet of status by @Damon_Hanson
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I set my iPhone to airplane mode and watched as it taxied and took off into the sunset. So long, my little friend. ๐
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
I see my shopping cart is still in front of my parking spot waiting for the valet to go park it with the others
26 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I see my shopping cart is still in front of my parking spot waiting for the valet to go park it with the others ๐
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
When ur kid spends the whole car ride asking siri to look up booty butt
Retweet of status by @loupmaupin
24 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When ur kid spends the whole car ride asking siri to look up booty butt ๐ฉ
Cathy C
@cali_cathy
I've had my self-esteem shredded, burned to ashes, and flushed down the toilet by better than you.
Wait. No I haven't.
Nice job!
Wait. No I haven't.
Nice job!
Retweet of status by @gregreckons
16 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've had my self-esteem shredded, burned to ashes, and flushed down the toilet by better than you.
Wait. No I haven't.
Nice job! ๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐