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Calvin
@calvin_mawere
οΈ "We're back and we're keen to do things well."
Barcelona president Joan Laporta was asked directly about signiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Barcelona president Joan Laporta was asked directly about signiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @SkySportsNews
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Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Dating a Student while you're a Student feels like you've added another module
Retweet of status by @Thobil_Mametja
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Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Her:Indoda must have a car,a house,six pack,tall,job,money and be romantic
Him:she must not have a kid
Her:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Him:she must not have a kid
Her:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @PeterTshepiso
Calvin
@calvin_mawere
When I serve food
Dad:
Mum:
Me:
Under my rice
Dad:
Mum:
Me:
Under my rice
Retweet of status by @Realsoulkaay
Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Your girlfriend is a squiter but you donβt know and thereβs a guy that knows
Retweet of status by @Evidence_Shongw
Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Am I the only who has never fainted in my whole life?
Retweet of status by @maibhinzi
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Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Thabo had R20k , he saw Pontsho. He smiled at her, She smiled back.
How much does Thabo have?
How much does Thabo have?
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Calvin
@calvin_mawere
Chelsea are so lucky to have him as manager.. pic.twitter.com/80eESDKmQD
Calvin
@calvin_mawere
A female will break your heart & then listen to sad love songs like she's the victim.
Retweet of status by @Shadaya_KnightX
Calvin
@calvin_mawere
@ChelseaFCβs Edouard Mendy has kept more clean sheets than any other goalkeeper in the #PL this season, totting uβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
