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Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Dear Boob Job Company,
Iβm the last person on earth that will use your email coupon.
,
Katt
Iβm the last person on earth that will use your email coupon.
,
Katt
Retweet of status by @FirecrackerKatt
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Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Leaving twitter for a little while because I need to take some time for myself.
It's gonna be a rough 10 minutes...
See you guys later
It's gonna be a rough 10 minutes...
See you guys later
Retweet of status by @SillySassySmart
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Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Hey assholes, Uber and Lyft were invented for a reason. Donβt drink and drive tonight.
Retweet of status by @SingleVixxen
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Reading the instructions for new washing machine...
I think War and Peace would take less fucking time!
I think War and Peace would take less fucking time!
Retweet of status by @heyitsJudeD
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
I will follow a Flash episode across multiple different shows because Iβm that much of a nerd.
Retweet of status by @SingleVixxen
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Whoever made this deserves an award pic.twitter.com/1NwRjO9Z0z
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@carmanard
#ButtStuffIn5Words
Try and no 2nd date
(..... I'm joking of course....I mean....no sex on a first date.... excβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Try and no 2nd date
(..... I'm joking of course....I mean....no sex on a first date.... excβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @knitterrrr
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
I'm just going to say this out loud.....hoity toity people fucking suck....
Retweet of status by @knitterrrr
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
Who's to say what's kinky...having a monkey in the corner is necessary for some...
Retweet of status by @knitterrrr
Not Your Rich
@carmanard
People who talk to much in the morning pic.twitter.com/gPhNuv50NC
Retweet of status by @FloozieBiscuit
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
