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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
I hate having no dogs
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26 Oct 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
@AnsleyJWilliams It starts playing at work in like 17 days. Until then, men are trash.
23 Oct 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
I was absolutely right
19 Sep 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
Sometimes we'd like to be around comforting male energy that isn't tryna fuck us...that'd be cool ya know.
Friends are cool ya know
Friends are cool ya know
Retweet of status by @_zolarmoon
15 Sep 17
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Friends are cool ya know π
Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
I'm not joking when I tell you guys I have NO motivation to finish school like I could care less
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24 Apr 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
Every time I tell my mom something abt trump that I read on here she tells me it must not be true, and not to believe every thing online
06 Apr 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
The kids groaning after each word have me weak twitter.com/tyleroakley/stβ¦
01 Apr 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
Y'all a kid brought spiked Coca-Cola and Gatorade to our 7-9:40pm finance class and is passing it around
06 Mar 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
Twitter goes down as one of the top social media apps ever made for this pic.twitter.com/Ho9gfRRbSY
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07 Mar 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
I swear my stomach is a bottomless pit
16 Feb 17
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Carrie
@carrieeschwartz
Happy birthday, Miranda!! @insomniousfire
20 Jan 17
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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