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CJ
@ceejobrien
i want someone to look at me the way she's looking at her pizza οΈ pic.twitter.com/q9Wrbs34gN
Retweet of status by @FemalePains
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CJ
@ceejobrien
Tis the season....FOR CHAPPED ASS LIPS GOD DAMMIT!!!
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CJ
@ceejobrien
Stay single, eat double, drink triple.
CJ
@ceejobrien
@SupremeDoubleK anddddd again, it's going down tonight. Leggo!!
CJ
@ceejobrien
I can barely remember what it was like to have someone genuinely give a shit about my soul. It's almost a nonexistent blur. Lmao..
CJ
@ceejobrien
I just want @AnnaKendrick47 to show up at my doorstep, like yesterday, but with food.
CJ
@ceejobrien
Lol when I cross the road to go check an ID I secretly hope the car rolling up is a gate runner, floors it, and proceeds to obliterate me.
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@ceejobrien
When I listen to Glamorous by Fergie. Whatever is in my hand becomes the mic. And the whitest girl in me comes out. Guess what song is on
CJ
@ceejobrien
People piss me the fuck off. I ain't even been here a week off leave and I'm already ready to start sternum punching everyone in my sight
CJ
@ceejobrien
CJ is going to jail tonight thanks to the guy who keeps telling me I need to grow 5 more feet to talk to girls.
CJ
@ceejobrien
I got to see @ceejobrien tonight for the first time in way too long & my life is so complete now
Retweet of status by @abbey_georgia
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
