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Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
I’m fucking wheezing pic.twitter.com/LGsWSAjt7L
Retweet of status by @ierickcordova
24 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m fucking wheezing 💀😭🤣 https://t.co/LGsWSAjt7L
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Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
Let’s talk about the star of the episode real quick #Sequester pic.twitter.com/pcERiilUnV
Retweet of status by @AnActualSnake
06 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Let’s talk about the star of the episode real quick 👑 #Sequester https://t.co/pcERiilUnV
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Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
Celebrating the fact that my jeans (which I haven’t worn since quarantine started) didn’t immediately rip when I put them on this morning
24 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Celebrating the fact that my jeans (which I haven’t worn since quarantine started) didn’t immediately rip when I put them on this morning 👖
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
This is a PSA
Next week's episode of #SchittsCreek airs at the ~ e a r l i e r ~ time of 8pm (8:30NT) and wil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Next week's episode of #SchittsCreek airs at the ~ e a r l i e r ~ time of 8pm (8:30NT) and wil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @SchittsCreek
01 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨 This is a PSA 🚨
Next week's episode of #SchittsCreek airs at the ~ e a r l i e r ~ time of 8pm (8:30NT) and wil… https://t.co/P8CnOCHSOa
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
If u thought Let It Go was catchy…I now present to u, Chubby Pug pic.twitter.com/qKTRG3hhZY
Retweet of status by @itsdougthepug
23 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If u thought Let It Go was catchy…I now present to u, Chubby Pug ❄️ https://t.co/qKTRG3hhZY
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
PLAYBILL GIVEAWAY
Enter for your chance to win a BE MORE CHILL and FROZEN playbill
- Must be following
- M… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Enter for your chance to win a BE MORE CHILL and FROZEN playbill
- Must be following
- M… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @BroadwayTube
23 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎭🎭 PLAYBILL GIVEAWAY 🎭🎭
Enter for your chance to win a BE MORE CHILL and FROZEN playbill
- Must be following
- M… https://t.co/wnVZ87tbQw
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
PARENTS: watch out for these EXTREMELY spooky halloween decorations this year! pic.twitter.com/8X18eg86A7
Retweet of status by @IzzyDelfino
02 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨🚨🚨 PARENTS: watch out for these EXTREMELY spooky halloween decorations this year! 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/8X18eg86A7
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Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
Cheers to the friendships you’ve ruined tonight and the friends you’ve wasted your breath and time on tonight.
31 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cheers to the friendships you’ve ruined tonight and the friends you’ve wasted your breath and time on tonight. 🍺
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
Happiest of birthdays to my cum-slut bestie @_condawg. Hope it's everything you want and more!! pic.twitter.com/r4BkZFInGR
Retweet of status by @The_Matt_Girty
16 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happiest of birthdays to my cum-slut bestie @_condawg. Hope it's everything you want and more!! 🤪🤪😘😘 https://t.co/r4BkZFInGR
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
Do any baristas respect my request for light ice in my iced coffee? No? Didn't think so
Retweet of status by @The_Matt_Girty
16 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do any baristas respect my request for light ice in my iced coffee? No? Didn't think so 🙂😒
Chris Gaertner
@cgaertner_32
My Twitter brand, summarized:
- doughnuts
- otters
- kinda a cunt
- “I just want to see all my mutuals’ dick at least once”
- doughnuts
- otters
- kinda a cunt
- “I just want to see all my mutuals’ dick at least once”
Retweet of status by @LordJusticeHomo
13 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My Twitter brand™, summarized:
- doughnuts
- otters
- kinda a cunt
- “I just want to see all my mutuals’ dick at least once”
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊