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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
[smuggling a can of A&W to the beach in my Speedo]
ME: Ladies.
ERIN: Try putting it in the front.
ME: Ladies.
ERIN: Try putting it in the front.
Retweet of status by @dave_cactus
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
This is Twitter: Oat milk is yucky!
Also Twitter: We love hotdogs and buttholes
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Also Twitter: We love hotdogs and buttholes
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Retweet of status by @blonde_opinion
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
I choked on my cappuccino this morning and itโs still coming out of my nose when I blow it
Retweet of status by @LemonyKlem
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
When he cancels plans to sext with you and gives some lame excuse like โMy wife is in laborโ
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
Your penis looks happy to see me.
Retweet of status by @_Jizzabelle
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
me: *sends tweet*
my followers:
anyone else: *sends nearly same tweet*
my followers: *retweet*
my followers:
anyone else: *sends nearly same tweet*
my followers: *retweet*
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
i love catching feelings for people who donโt give a fuck about me
Retweet of status by @borderlinemom8
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
I love working from home pic.twitter.com/bj1q8YjtY0
Retweet of status by @Lavendrghost
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
I am calorie conscious. That is why I only suck Diet Dick .
Retweet of status by @WetMascara
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
I just remembered I have โcreepy girl vibesโ in my bio and I never realized how accurate it really is tho
Retweet of status by @LemonyKlem
Boobsy Snickerdoodle
@chloethesiren
I guess since half of Twitter is down, now is the perfect time to post my first full nude. Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/omfndGYWFY
Retweet of status by @DarkInjustices
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
