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chris melberger
@chrismelberger
the most bizarre win iβve ever had on fortnite
i would uninstall if i was the other guy pic.twitter.com/5tpGeiDprt
i would uninstall if i was the other guy pic.twitter.com/5tpGeiDprt
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chris melberger
@chrismelberger
lemme get out of these jeans
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chris melberger
@chrismelberger
*wife shows me a pic of a bird*
wife: what do u think
me: aw itβs really cute
wife: it needs a home
me: itβs okay
wife: what do u think
me: aw itβs really cute
wife: it needs a home
me: itβs okay
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
wore a flannel out tonightβ¦. so no one knew i had arm tattoos
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
peaceful
yet
powerful
neatdude.com/products/peace⦠pic.twitter.com/CWlnGLNelM
yet
powerful
neatdude.com/products/peace⦠pic.twitter.com/CWlnGLNelM
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
@jeremycabo did u notice i spelled her name wrong platrow
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
donβt forget to believe in yourself pic.twitter.com/oicCa4sr7h
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chris melberger
@chrismelberger
aggressively pouring coffee down my throat
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
if that dude who cuts pokΓ©mon cards is on my tik tok fyp one more time i swear
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
when anyone compliments my beard:
me: thank you
when an older bearded gentleman compliments my beard:
me:
me: thank you
when an older bearded gentleman compliments my beard:
me:
chris melberger
@chrismelberger
yo anyone been outside lately
kinda not bad
kinda not bad
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
