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@chrisrodley
More AI-generated creatures! Dinosaurs X 19th century engravings of fruit pic.twitter.com/pwiVSJHZU9
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@chrisrodley
this uber provides 4 flavors of tictac 8 flavors of bodyspray and an emesis vomit bag pic.twitter.com/7TJvS8yrhL
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@chrisrodley
idea
a YA novel with textured bits
literally everyone would buy that
eg
"Such beautiful veins," the vampire said.
TOUCH THE VEINS
a YA novel with textured bits
literally everyone would buy that
eg
"Such beautiful veins," the vampire said.
TOUCH THE VEINS
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@chrisrodley
Someone asked if I'd released the algorithm for a humor piece I wrote
I'm like nooo that's by me
Think I failed the Turing test in reverse
I'm like nooo that's by me
Think I failed the Turing test in reverse
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@chrisrodley
My friend went on vacation and met Camus's teenage great-great-granddaughter. She wrote a sequel to Myth of Sisyphus set in an elevator
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@chrisrodley
Marxist buddies are literally just sharing alt right memes about Hillary now
Chris Rodley
@chrisrodley
I texted "sorry I'm so hopeless" and it autocorrected to hopeful
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Chris Rodley
@chrisrodley
Please take a moment to tell us why you're unsubscribing from our email
Apathy
Despair
My UFO cult is committing ritual suicide
Apathy
Despair
My UFO cult is committing ritual suicide
Chris Rodley
@chrisrodley
You think emoji are based on reality, when actually it is reality that's based on emoji.
This is known as the Precession of the Emoji.
This is known as the Precession of the Emoji.
Chris Rodley
@chrisrodley
In other words, the cat with heart eyes doesn't name a pre-existing referent ("love"). It brings an entirely new entity into existence.
Chris Rodley
@chrisrodley
"Climate Change"
What Scientists Think I Do:
What Denialists Think I Do:
What My Mom Thinks I Do:
What I Really Do:
What Scientists Think I Do:
What Denialists Think I Do:
What My Mom Thinks I Do:
What I Really Do:
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
