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@illocutie twitter: lightweights and idiots
my inbox: praise, from names u know
my inbox: praise, from names u know
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out here exhibiting no dick energy every day of my life
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I am going to dry my hands⦠on my penis
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I do not have expertise in social statistics! But I also havenβt spent the last 4 years huffing paint
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a neuroscientist is a psychologist who has done a lot of mris
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A robot made me pancakes pic.twitter.com/rnH8xgqCb1
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@NotABigJerk Self RTing is good
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@MikeBenchCapon the landlord when he learns Jen has torn up half the carpet and I have superglued a parrot to the wall:
christamas
@christapeterso
Received a ββ text from an ex and almost had a heart attack but it was about John McDowell
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@christapeterso the trick or treat equivalent tradition in my country has the kids singing cutsey songs with baudy undertones
Retweet of status by @TwinLuminar
πΈ scrunchie of authority πΈ
@christapeterso
when the browser doesnβt let rando websites autoplay audio at me
when the browser doesnβt let my website autoplay audio at randos
when the browser doesnβt let my website autoplay audio at randos
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
