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Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
The gall of the racist tutor on tiktok is making me and and repeatedly but in no particular order. Preference… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
For those whose LNY invitations are being cancelled, you now know that you are not in the Top 8. #LNY2021
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Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
I feel bad for those expecting pool time on their staycations today
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
Alamak. My Secret Santa present cannot be a Covid-19 vaccine cos the present needs to be at least $20.
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
When she realizes that all the treats are for her pic.twitter.com/oF8xL9VExx
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
Someone at the supermarket asked me if I was @HossanLeong and I said yes because today my clothes very ugly.
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
I was getting ready to sleep and then this news of another 47 and SHN for everyone coming in got me all agitated.
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Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
It’s Kampung Spirit only if the hoarders share their toilet paper and instant noodles with complete strangers like me.
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
Today is definitely not winter in Singapore.
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
You know it’s the weekend when you wake up, take a swig of water, choke and merlion through your nose.
Chua Enlai （蔡恩来）
@chuaenlai
From The Noose to the News.
Coming soon in March!
Watch this space.
#AkanDatang pic.twitter.com/fqOrUIPhvq
Coming soon in March!
Watch this space.
#AkanDatang pic.twitter.com/fqOrUIPhvq
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
