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Claire S.
@clairedotberry
Ladies and gentlemen: this guy has pulled out four different IDs and all of them are fraudulent. #youlose http://t.co/p9Ove93d8d
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Claire S.
@clairedotberry
A dried , not to be mistaken for . It's good though. http://t.co/lX1YIno9Aj
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Claire S.
@clairedotberry
The Long Island Medium gets me every time.
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
My new work shirts can also double as golf shirts, since that's basically what they are. http://t.co/zjRiX3stBL
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
Watching the Grizzlies game and stuffing my face with some delicious wings. #perf
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
4 lanes of interstate and only one open. Thanks a heap, Memphis. http://t.co/62SnS0IHAW
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
All these channels and nothing to watch
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Claire S.
@clairedotberry
I've been having a rough time with food today. My lunch was repulsive so I threw it away and I pretty much gagged my way through dinner.
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
If you want to feel gross about yourself, press an oil blotting sheet on your face.
Claire S.
@clairedotberry
Everyone is getting on my last nerve today!
clairedotberry
@clairedotberry
I don't want to return my rental car because of how much it's gonna take to fill it back up.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
