iEmoji Feeds @Clever Mayorga (clever_mayorga)
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Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I wouldn’t mind a surprise booty pic during quarantine #justsayin
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Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
Waiting for the right girl to send me my first booty pic
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Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
My future girlfriend out there getting creampied right now— and I’m just here chillin eatin cereal
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I’m just waiting for a girl to take me out on a date.. *sigh
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I haven’t ever had sex in my life— I’ve only made love
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I’m so loyal I can’t even cheat on my barber
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Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I think my biggest turn off would be if I asked a girl to go to Dominos and she said "Ew no I like Pizza Hut" fuck outta here
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Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
Better than your ex and better than your next
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
You make your girl's day.... I already made her whole year
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
I just wanna eat ass..
Clever Mayorga
@clever_mayorga
Don't talk to me unless you're trynna make me your side nigga.. Girls these days
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
