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Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
"You don't know what cakes I've seen." #SNL
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Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
@AmberButterVibe @shayay at 9p I was like, "I feel good, I'll switch to beer and maintain."
Oops.
Oops.
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Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
There are too many fired senators clogging up the #ksleg feed.
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
Half ramen, half shirataki noodles, chicken broth, garlic, assorted mushrooms, kale, poached egg, and chili oil.
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
S/O to @MommyLovesWine's kids for wearing little hulk out, paving the way to the Easiest Bedtime Ever.
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
How many children would $90mil feed, clothe, and educate? via.fox4kc.com/d0z6X
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
Fuck every Senator who voted to repeal the ACA ass-to-mouth with a fucking cactus.
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@crackedmirror
@scribblymoth Same.
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
It would be a lot more annoying if he didn't pronounce "Christmas" like "ass munch."
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
@Pernellius If nothing else, pretty sure we share a facial expression
Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror
55 mill women w/ no-copay birth control - $1.4B saved
Being a woman no longer a pre-existing condition
Maternity care covered
#Debate
Being a woman no longer a pre-existing condition
Maternity care covered
#Debate
Retweet of status by @CecileRichards
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
