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Dan Winner of the Coney Island Comedy Festival
@dan_wickes
*leaves out milk and cookies* Oh my itβs the Christmas Cockroach!
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dan wickes
@dan_wickes
Old women Young women
Terrorized by Andrew Cuomo
Terrorized by Andrew Cuomo
Retweet of status by @dan_wickes
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dan wickes
@dan_wickes
Informant Kid with braces
Trying to secretly wear a wire
Trying to secretly wear a wire
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
Luigi: βWait a minute...β
Luigi: βWait a minute...β
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
The two genders are and
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
*solves math puzzle intended for 8-year-olds* Still got it
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
The Virgin Mary Dudes in high school
Lying about having sex
Lying about having sex
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dan wickes
@dan_wickes
Fauci came to my house and stole all the mistletoe
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
I thought when trump lost I would jerk off, but it turned out I didnβt even need to
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
Dem Base: NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE
Dem Politicians: Peace
Dem Politicians: Peace
dan wickes
@dan_wickes
My pronouns are baja/blast
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Promoted by Taco Bell
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
