1.
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
The little kid I babysit told me his dog is a nipple. He meant pitbull
2.
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
THIS IS @PRETTYMUCH THE BEST THING YOU'LL WATCH ALL DAY #YOUREWELCOME pic.twitter.com/THVX87FSq4
Retweet of status by @sweetyhigh
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
Don't understand how someone talks so much shit on the ones they consider their closest friends
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
Went to Wendy's today, my meal cost $7, I gave $10, and my change was $12 I'll take it
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
@nasike1 Oh yes
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
another Tuesday of not being able to go to bar A
Retweet of status by @CaseyyOsterkorn
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
Studying for finals and parents are sending me pics from the Caribbean
8.
9.
10.
11.
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
All smiles bc we didn't sink this year @laurenn_husseyy pic.twitter.com/CGg1MSQWwM
Retweet of status by @samberger15
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
Come get your car washed tomorrow 10:00-3:00 !!! pic.twitter.com/rRgDbwgiiR
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
Life as a Stockton student part 2: Annoy them until they fix your CAPP and tell you to shuttup pic.twitter.com/N2WfzL7FWG
Retweet of status by @samanthaa_26
Danielle Callegari
@danielleecal
They played high school musical in the club im dying pic.twitter.com/9JCix55HiD
Retweet of status by @WeAreGirICodes
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
