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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
My grandma just called filet mignon “steak foon yawn” it took me a minute to figure out what she was talking about
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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
Getting my plates for my car I swear if they say 500 anything I’m causing a scene and falling out
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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
My dad was on finish line site looking at shoes. He yells out wow this girl look like Beyoncé! Why was it actually Beyoncé
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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
LMFAO not my baby daddy calling me when I made that status on fb we ain’t even friends on there go back wherever tf you were at before
danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
Even dudes with no neck out here cheating
#90DayFiance
#90DayFiance
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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
@Postmates I’m on the phone with the lyft driver not foreign drink anymore
danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
I literally just busted my ass walking into the gym McDonald’s drive thru would never
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danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
It's Christmas Eve I just wish I can sneak off to the gym sometime today
danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
I can't deal with these love story movies anymore damnit Nicholas Sparks
danielle nicole
@daniellenicol31
I have to get up at like 5 I should be asleep
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
