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Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
@ReecyPontiff @Sotherans locked doors are part of the service
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Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
(every morning)
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: if you don't get caffeine in the next 3 seconds, you will *die*
LOGIC: probβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: if you don't get caffeine in the next 3 seconds, you will *die*
LOGIC: probβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
ME: solas we're heading out
SOLAS: you are an artless fool and a demonic rectal polyp
OPTIONS:
1. [] solas getβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
SOLAS: you are an artless fool and a demonic rectal polyp
OPTIONS:
1. [] solas getβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
every time an unsolicited image of Sauron doing bottom eyes appears on my feed, reality erodes just a little
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
the venn diagram for creating #dnd NPCs so you never run out of plot:
cooperative & competent, but unavailablβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
cooperative & competent, but unavailablβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
days since a canteen Fireball:
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
let me get out the checklist
lifetime bachelor
wrote a play about men being pals or people being persecuted foβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
lifetime bachelor
wrote a play about men being pals or people being persecuted foβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
ME: wow today was a long day
MY HUSBAND, A BRAT: (pushes a glass slowly off a table)
ME: ...ok well that's just asking for it
MY HUSBAND, A BRAT: (pushes a glass slowly off a table)
ME: ...ok well that's just asking for it
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
Aw, geez. *gets up off the comfy-ass stairs* @deathbybadger ruining my fun... pic.twitter.com/LhLa5UGOtr
Retweet of status by @greeney1234
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
On hearing that Oliver created his planar travel handbook, I clicked faster than you can say planeshopping
Thisβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Thisβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Tahina_Andale
Oliver Darkshire π
@deathbybadger
Finally got my grubby little paws on a few physical copies of Curse of Hearts by @deathbybadger and this book isβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @GinnyLoveday
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
