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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my granddaughter school concertโฆ
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My husband: Drink till you want meโฆ
Me: I canโt drink that muchโฆ
Me: I canโt drink that muchโฆ
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@Jamesayeayewhat Am I not a legend already???
If I said I had a โgammyโ knee would you know what I meant? My American friend doesnโt!
Two countries separated by a common languageโฆ
Two countries separated by a common languageโฆ
Purely medicinalโฆ honest! pic.twitter.com/g2mooywpM4
Do you ever go to someone elseโs house and and hang their toilet roll the right way round?
Tree tops glisten
And children listen
TO NOTHING
Children literally donโt listen to anythingโฆ
And children listen
TO NOTHING
Children literally donโt listen to anythingโฆ
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When does hibernation start?
Iโm going to give it a go this winter!
Iโm going to give it a go this winter!
I donโt want anyone to think Iโm an arsehole.
I want them to be sure about itโฆ
I want them to be sure about itโฆ
I donโt want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
Apologise to me!
Apologise to me!
Hi everyone
Hope you have a great Sunday
In a few weeks I'll have to concentrate on ancient Rome again, which mโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Hope you have a great Sunday
In a few weeks I'll have to concentrate on ancient Rome again, which mโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @natures_moments
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
