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de la soulless
@delasoulless
Aww shit, it finally happened. It mattered how late I drank coffee.
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de la soulless
@delasoulless
I need 1000 more hours of sleep π₯±
Retweet of status by @_lola_bee
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de la soulless
@delasoulless
SPRING
de la soulless
@delasoulless
@CruisinSoozan @shewitsch She crosses my mind from time to time. May her non-physical existence be more than words can describe.
de la soulless
@delasoulless
@kimtopher22 Itβs not a tornado, but I think it causes TN more anxiety than a tornado watch.
de la soulless
@delasoulless
I felt uppity about my new auto open trash bin, so the universe killed my dishwasher.
de la soulless
@delasoulless
#SoberMeVsDrunkMe
Sober Me is Amusing and Clever At Parties
Drunk Me is Crazy Ass Fun at Parties
Sober Me is Amusing and Clever At Parties
Drunk Me is Crazy Ass Fun at Parties
Retweet of status by @LeeAnndelCasti2
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de la soulless
@delasoulless
kiss her often
fuck her well
feed her snacks
AND KILL ALL SPIDERS
This
fuck her well
feed her snacks
AND KILL ALL SPIDERS
This
Retweet of status by @paperdoll64
de la soulless
@delasoulless
A free night after all. Lucky, lucky me!
de la soulless
@delasoulless
de la soulless
@delasoulless
Iβm standing on my yoga mat, drinking bourbon, venting to Twitter. Ahhh enlightenment.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
