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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Being white and playing pickup basketball means that if I miss my first shot, I don't get the ball back
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Dylan DeLong
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Cardi B said “I don’t cook, I don’t clean” I know you bitches felt that
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Normalize making me a daddy instead of calling me one
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
I know the feeling my guy twitter.com/kicksaddiction…
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
That’s how you jump a Niggah twitter.com/thebrandonmors…
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
I know mad niggas in High school that did this shit twitter.com/thekillakay_/s…
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Omfg @Demarcus twitter.com/girlthatscass/…
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
This nigga Antonio Brown said slam her. You would have slammed me pic.twitter.com/HuiUnWHbup
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Once I get 100% comfortable w/ you it’s a wraaaap I get goofy & nasty alll thaaat
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
@iingenitoo The 2 extra points he missed alone would have won us the game
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
