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Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
31 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't let the heart that didn't love you
Keep you from the one that will.
β€οΈ
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Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
When you're past 25 and questioning why parties don't start earlier and end earlier.
Retweet of status by @lianghaokwa
27 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you're past 25 and questioning why parties don't start earlier and end earlier. π΄
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Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
Why in almost every horror movie, somebody always trip over when they get chased
Retweet of status by @dannyairways
26 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why in almost every horror movie, somebody always trip over when they get chased ππ»ππ»
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
23 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mother: You know ah after I changed to iPhone plus I canβt stand your fatherβs tiny one.
Me: (Oh no mommy you didnβt! π)
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
Me: "help me call the salon and make an appointment for me."
Friend: "okay."
Me: "tell them I'm on my way now."
Friend: "okay."
I've a PA.
Friend: "okay."
Me: "tell them I'm on my way now."
Friend: "okay."
I've a PA.
Retweet of status by @XavierLiem
01 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: "help me call the salon and make an appointment for me."
Friend: "okay."
Me: "tell them I'm on my way now."
Friend: "okay."
I've a PA.π
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
@RyanThng omg yes the lunge and squat pulses last warning omg I couldn't walk after that machiam kena gangbang by fifty people
03 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RyanThng omg yes the lunge and squat pulses last warning omg I couldn't walk after that machiam kena gangbang by fifty people πππ
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
At the airport on the app be like - "Hello, we're near. Fun?"
You Knn you think I'm a transit destination before your next flight is it.
You Knn you think I'm a transit destination before your next flight is it.
22 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At the airport on the app be like - "Hello, we're near. Fun?"
You Knn you think I'm a transit destination before your next flight is it. π‘
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Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
@mikhaildanlee Malik pls
08 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @mikhaildanlee πππ Malik pls
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
@RyanThng oh my ryry you naughty boy
25 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RyanThng oh my ryry you naughty boy πππ
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
Finished work now I have to go all the way to peninsula plaza to collect uniform then go back home.
10 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finished work now I have to go all the way to peninsula plaza to collect uniform then go back home. πππ
Dennis Cheng
@dendendamenace
@potat0eh alright will do so when I get home
01 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @potat0eh alright will do so when I get home π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ