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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
There is no point calling me because I will watch my phone ring then message you saying why did you call me
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
I swear all these trips to the shop purely to get bread and milk and leaving after dropping £30 every other day is going to bankrupt me
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
People get 1 designer outfit, bang a few pictures on instagram, tag the designer brand and think they're a sponsored by model
DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
Share box? They’ll be ALL mine twitter.com/stephenkellett…
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
Bit of advise, If it’s got tyres or testicles it’s gonna cause you problems
DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
i see all these ‘miss high school sooo much’ tweets & can’t relate at all, high school was an actual shit show for me
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
We live in a society where people use a £1000 phone to check their benefits have gone into the bank
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
Seeing someone washing a car and saying ‘can you do mine next’ must be the most British joke
DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
what the fuck is life lmao, we do the same shit all day everyday??
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DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
Real struggle is laying in bed wondering if it’s worth it getting up too pee
DJ Barney
@djbarneyuk
We live in a society where people use a £1000 phone to check their benefits have gone into the bank #ThursdayThoughts
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
