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@djroxanne
Letβs go back to a future where sci-fi does good time travel wrd.cm/2keo6sm
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@djroxanne
Her: "what you doin?"
Me: "Watching a show about serial killers"
Her: "awww, so.. nice light entertainment"
Me: "Watching a show about serial killers"
Her: "awww, so.. nice light entertainment"
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@djroxanne
I'm in a world where my princess is leia and she's feeling my vader... RIP CARRIE FISHER
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FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
My uber driver just asked me if I know who Alister Crowley is... Fuck man, do I look that goth rn?
FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
When people talk to me about sports ... ... sports is just a way to keep humanity preoccupied and not paying attention to real issues
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FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
I need to say this out loud as a bartender. ...a drink w/ less ice does not = more alcohol. The shot pour is still the same. I hate ppl
FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
All your promotion seems pretty futile right now. The country is burning in hell and you're like "hey, buy my mixtape"
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@djroxanne
Ramdom dude: "what are u listening to?" Me: "Autechre" Him: "who?" Me:
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@djroxanne
@its_rob_bliss Sorry fam.
FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
I hate when you ask someone how long they've been doing a thing and they say like "since 88" and I have to do math to talk to them
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FLEX MACHINA
@djroxanne
@elhornet Yeah me either. That's why i live in Los Angeles.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
