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Eben
@ebendotcom
Me: *sees someone pregnant*
My mind: "ooooh you had sex"
My mind: "ooooh you had sex"
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CJ
@ebendotcom
My toxic trait: Iβll wake up on time, but lay in bed until Iβm late. pic.twitter.com/l8xtmPk2mQ
Retweet of status by @sexysaucegirl
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Eben
@ebendotcom
u can tell huns have no game by the way they slide in DMs
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Desha
@ebendotcom
Over 900 people in one space crying out loud. Weβre really sad generation! #CryingSpace pic.twitter.com/KYdj8OJv1r
Retweet of status by @LindoMyeni
Eben
@ebendotcom
Me enjoying both Donda and CLB because we here for a good time not a long time pic.twitter.com/djNrQ6WX3H
Eben
@ebendotcom
State your intentions or fuck off....
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Joey Badbunda
@ebendotcom
Watching someone give their life to Jesus Christ is THE BEST THING to ever witness man.
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Eben
@ebendotcom
State your intentions from the get-go you lots...Iβm tired of seeing my homies hurd
Eben
@ebendotcom
I check my emails more than I check on myself
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Eben
@ebendotcom
Hug her or something bra damn twitter.com/owamibmatrose/β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
