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ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
omg I did NOT see this coming !!!!!! twitter.com/heatworld/statโฆ
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ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
Me bliss and Ella have a day planned of fun activities and I'm excited
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ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
All I can hear is bliss trying to coax my dog into the front room from the hallway and I can just imagine his face
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
Only I could take a hayfever tablet, have an allergic reaction and get an ambulance called to work
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
tonight will be the first time in ages all the girls have been together
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ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Enough to break the ice"
Someone at work legit wants me to use this chat up line on a girl
"Enough to break the ice"
Someone at work legit wants me to use this chat up line on a girl
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
all whilst I was in a cubicle trying to have a wee
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ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
@RhiannaTayx stop it right now
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
Lesbians are so horny like I've been texting this girl for 12 minutes and she's sent me a nude and I'm tucked up in bed like
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
Been wrapping presents all day and my mum walks in and I tell her I feel like an elf and she replies with "yeah you look like one too"
ellaaaa
@ellacallagher
I think every Liverpool fan is praying for no more goals in this match
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
