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@ellenvitale97
*mom takes chicken breasts out of the freezer*
dad: "oh niiiiice breasts"
dad: "oh niiiiice breasts"
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el
@ellenvitale97
A man's best friend | pic.twitter.com/nUf8KLcPNq
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@ellenvitale97
Ellen Vitale is literally perfect, ain't a damn thing ugly about that girl @ellenvitale97
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el
@ellenvitale97
"I know like 2 things about myself, I'm hilarious and I'm beautiful as fuuuuuuck" @ellenvitale97
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el
@ellenvitale97
kind of upsetting when someone you've NEVER even said words to has SO many negative ones to say about you
el
@ellenvitale97
yo there's only like 3 people I know who can pull off red lipstick, 1 being my mom, 2 obviously being me, and 3 @JordanKnope123 girl slay
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el
@ellenvitale97
sorry but if you're rude to me first, you better expect the same thing back x10 because I don't put up w shit like that
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@ellenvitale97
I want them all pic.twitter.com/UAU3GEP6X7
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el
@ellenvitale97
my comrade @ellenvitale97 is buying a 3-pack of live "mystery colored" snails off of Amazon rn
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el
@ellenvitale97
Ellen:
*hits moth while driving*
*cries*
"do you think it had a family?"
*hits moth while driving*
*cries*
"do you think it had a family?"
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el
@ellenvitale97
Vanessa & I both slept w/out pants on last night & the amount of times I woke up to our butt cheeks stuck together is too many to count
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
