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Ellllsy
@ellshaward
Men are like elephants. I appreciate their beauty and I like looking at them but I don't want to own one and I don't want one in my house
Retweet of status by @JodieMarsh
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Ellllsy
@ellshaward
All my mates in relationships and there's just me
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Ellllsy
@ellshaward
whhhhhyyyyyy does having a dream about someone fuck with ya head so god damn much
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
note to self: don't mix vodka, gin, presseco, wine and cocktails #dontremeberathing
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
what you can't see, won't hurt you
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
lol when u go out ya way to help someone and they act like a cunt in return sounnnnddddd
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
0 motivation do any thing productive after work....... the thought of doing some exercise was nice tho
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Ellllsy
@ellshaward
surely David Attenborough has earned enough respect to live forever????? absolute hero
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
100% up there with one of my all time faves pic.twitter.com/mRN7N47Qf4
Ellllsy
@ellshaward
Duno how I managed to wake up for bolts race last night butttt GOOOOWAAANNNN MA BOI
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
