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My sis saying how she was drunk at a house party on Friday after 2 cans of cider.. oh to be 14 again
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Wanting to go to the gym but scared of missing your Zara delivery
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When your dog drools ALL over your dreamy Β£160 suede over the knee boots I could cry
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2 Kylie lip kits & a box of chocolates off my Dune girls.. they couldn't have got it more spot on
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@eltolson
If your presence isn't already adding value to my life then your absence will make no difference
Retweet of status by @emalou249
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Funny all these people showing support for Shajan but can't even spell it right 'Sharjan' lol
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Ben has thick hair growing under his eyes & now I live in fear his slug brows will grow round his eyes to resemble hairy ski goggles
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When u dream u & your boyfriend win Β£35,000 then wake up next to him still broke af
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@JackahDyson omg I love this Hahahaha
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Tonyt is the student lock in at the Trafford cum down n get 20% off some sexy underwear served by your fave vs Angel me x
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"What a wonderful thought it is, that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet"
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
