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@emceejam
If you screenshot my Snapchats I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.
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@emceejam
I still don't know what I'm making for The Feast.
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@emceejam
I had a bunny when I was a kid. His name was Snowball. I lost him in the garage once.
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@emceejam
Don't fuss at my students. My problem not yours. So please swerve on to dealing with your students.
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@emceejam
@SamiaTheBagel wrong song, but kehdiya you're my soniya.
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@emceejam
Nobody caught me though. Everyone believed it.
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@emceejam
@fzuberi fine. I'll go. You won't admit it, but I know you'll miss me when I'm gone.
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@emceejam
I'm not ready to say bye to my Manha jaanu for that long. I just cannot. She can just stay with me.
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@emceejam
@fzuberi who doesn't love looking at a Pizza Hut?
Marium
@emceejam
My mom: Are you about to study for math?
Me: Yeah, why?
Her: You're getting a fever again.
This is no fun.
Me: Yeah, why?
Her: You're getting a fever again.
This is no fun.
Marium
@emceejam
@HummysTweets with my AlMaghrib Qabeelah. Last time I was suppose to unmute myself and talk and I accidentally hung up.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
