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emilymaull
@emilymaull
"I'm one of those kangaroo bears" she meant a fucking koala
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remily.
@emilymaull
My brother got drunk lnight & fell out of bed & when my mam asked "who's that?" He replied "no one" in a high pitched voice. Killed me
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remily.
@emilymaull
Why has my sister cello-taped her friend to the bedroom wall?? pic.twitter.com/nkI9WBYukw
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remily.
@emilymaull
Had a dream I got pregnant and my mum forced me to call the baby Carl, so when he was born I threw a tantrum and said I didn't want him
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remily.
@emilymaull
buzzing for a catch up with @_mojojojijojo ๏ธ
remily.
@emilymaull
you should have been swallowed by your mother
remily.
@emilymaull
They look like the start to a bad joke.. An English man 2 Welsh men and an angry Irish man sat at a table... pic.twitter.com/2uwUbc0Ma9
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remily.
@emilymaull
The only good thing about Love Island finishing is not having to see these 2 again pic.twitter.com/t7dkaQV3g5
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remily.
@emilymaull
I don't wanna be fighting for you, just wanna be ur number one priority
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remily.
@emilymaull
I have no time for any of my old friends literally only hear off them when they want something
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remily.
@emilymaull
I've been waiting for this! OITNB killed off Poussey to show how fucked up the system is real topics #RIPPoussey pic.twitter.com/xzFFPCThcP
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
