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Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Thank You NHS, you are the real heroβs
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Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Legit over think about how much I over think
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Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Serious questions where do hair bands actually go
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Is there any actual reason why McDonaldβs wonβt just make McMuffins all day or...
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Anyone else panic like fuck when their child is really quiet not when they are being noisy
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Iβm not even joking if you go out in this weather you need your head examined
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
The truest love Iβve ever known is a cup of tea and marmite toast for breakfast
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Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Tired mums everywhere will relate - I just tried to unlock the front door with a dummy and put a key in Alfieβs mouth
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
I bloody love being able to park in mother and baby now
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
Something so satisfying about a sunny Thursday ! Makes me want to get shit done !
Emma-Jane Woodhams
@emmajwoodhams
People become less and less attractive the more and more they disappoint you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
