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@fahadonfire
My Paki relatives still roast my dad for marrying a Somali, but my mom's the only female in the fam that hasn't tried to kill her husband
15 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My Paki relatives still roast my dad for marrying a Somali, but my mom's the only female in the fam that hasn't tried to kill her husband 🐸☕
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05 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How you accept gifts in Pakistan:
*say no*
*say no again*
*look at mom*
*snatch it before mom says no*
*say thanks and run away*😂
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@fahadonfire
When she's a hijabi in real life AND online
27 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When she's a hijabi in real life AND online 😍
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@fahadonfire
Young Somali girls seeking attention on Periscope. Boiling oil and talking about throwing it along with bleach on a girl.
Retweet of status by @HopesDesire
03 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Young Somali girls seeking attention on Periscope. Boiling oil and talking about throwing it along with bleach on a girl. 🙄
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@fahadonfire
This girl I work with was talking about her routine every time she changed her hair.
Fam, what kinda bakwas is "changing your hair"?
What
Fam, what kinda bakwas is "changing your hair"?
What
26 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This girl I work with was talking about her routine every time she changed her hair.
Fam, what kinda bakwas is "changing your hair"?
What😷
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@fahadonfire
Bengalis trying to speak urdu! I'm creasing pic.twitter.com/X9CEdrT7bN
12 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bengalis trying to speak urdu! I'm creasing 😂😭 https://t.co/X9CEdrT7bN
03 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rolls Royce & Bentley's don't have commercials, they know their value. When you know your value you don't have to seek attention😴
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You guys are so creative pic.twitter.com/mGbJhVK4ic
30 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "A father is the man who raised the child not the man who made it" 😌👏🏾💯
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@fahadonfire
When the new Zumba instructor at the gym runs her entire workout off Bollywood beats.
Mhmmm, I see you
Mhmmm, I see you
10 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the new Zumba instructor at the gym runs her entire workout off Bollywood beats.
Mhmmm, I see you 😏
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@fahadonfire
If I don't end up with all As it's going to follow me for the rest of my college years and I'm going to feel like I failure
Retweet of status by @i_like_eggss
06 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I don't end up with all As it's going to follow me for the rest of my college years and I'm going to feel like I failure 🙃
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@fahadonfire
You guys are so creative pic.twitter.com/mGbJhVK4ic
03 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 😂😂😂
You guys are so creative https://t.co/mGbJhVK4ic
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊