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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
My day ended on such a trashy note: ashy & braless w/my tracks showing under the hood of my truck. Messed up my mani. Eff you Thursday
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@freshjohnson
#Stadium
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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
this is what happened when I asked Siri "what time does Sally's Beauty Supply close?" โฆ http://t.co/WpgQfe6pUv
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Say what yโall want about gay besties but my fairy godfather has saved at least 2 sets of tires, a windshield & prevented a forest fire
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Flashing back the past 2 wknds & itโs official, @meezybaby27 doesnโt have an ounce of sense; like, NONE
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
I wish I had a wang to take a leak in a cup or somethingโฆIโm really not โbout pulling over in Mississippi
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Would I be wrong to sit my cup of wine in the cup holder of this childโs stroller?
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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
stop! RT @MsLightBright: Fresh inspires me to make a sequin Saints leotard. But then I remember Iโm fat and sequin makes me itch.
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
RT @KweilynWDSU: I wanted to hug you @freshjohnson! You looked great MTโ@freshjohnson: Oh, donโt forgetโฆWDSU at 10 to check my interview โฆ
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Kellen walking around in his drawls, but Iโd much rather see Liz come out of the shower #nekkid
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
@BooBooDaMFNFool lol! Monday! I promise!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
