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Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
If olive oil is made of olives ...
What is baby oil made of?
What is baby oil made of?
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Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
What could possibly go wrong?
friday-fun.com/genius #FridayFun pic.twitter.com/D3CYKy0Tty
friday-fun.com/genius #FridayFun pic.twitter.com/D3CYKy0Tty
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Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
Why are people never the right amount of whelmed?
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
The irony for mankind is that a computer program asks a human to prove they're not a robot!
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
Would you go to someone else's funeral, who didn't go to yours?
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said βDid ya redo it?β
I said βDid ya redo it?β
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
Wife: Do you want something to eat?
Husband: What are the choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking No!
Husband: What are the choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking No!
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Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill for lockdown.
It's a little fit bunny!
It's a little fit bunny!
Retweet of status by @fridayfunnn
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife!
It cuts like a knife!
Retweet of status by @fridayfunnn
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
If youβre sitting in public and a stranger sits next to you ... just stare straight ahead and say βDid you bring the money?β
Friday Fun π
@fridayfunnn
You just master "Walking" on water then see this!
friday-fun.com/uncanny #FridayFun pic.twitter.com/oW9U9y7raE
friday-fun.com/uncanny #FridayFun pic.twitter.com/oW9U9y7raE
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
